"CSI - Special Education Unit"
"Drag the bottom," I say, "He'll be 'round"
But we drug it and nothing was found
Except one old tire
And a great ball of wire
And the body of some dude who drown
"Southern Suspicion"
Clowns n' monkeys should nevah be trusted
For they'll throw at ya pies made o' custa'd
When they throw these foul pies
They wul gets in yoe eyes
If ya done waush, they might gets encrusted
"Freeze Style"
Free-style skiing is not made for ease
And you're likely to throw out your knees,
Be impaled by a limb
And the lights will go dim
Like as not you will catch a disease
"Teacher Valentines"
Education is different from smarts
Cause they each come from such different parts
One comes from your brain
The other, a vein
But they both come from deep in your heart
"Smart Dog"
As I strum my guitar by the road
My dog thumbs, with his tiny thumb node
A beemer answers our plea
But the dog has to pee
And jumps in after dropping a load
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